10 signs that you are stuck in facebook

1. In a bar or club you are looking at someone and feel like you know him but cannot remember how… And then you realize that never saw him in real life but spent pretty much time learning his profile at facebook
2. After you meet someone new your conversation turns into kinda “Do you have a facebook account etc.”
3. You never give your friends a single call. Instead of that you write a post on the super wall ?
4. You make a conclusion on how interesting someone is by the number of his photos at facebook
5. When you are chilling with your friends you get some funny photo and your first reaction is “I’ll put it on facebook!”
6. Talking to your friends you’d definitely ask them whether they have seen one or another post on your wall!
7. You check your facebook page as only you get up in the morning, before you go to bed every night and some 10 more times every day
8. You know for sure how many photos each of your friends has and are happy every time you see that the number has changed
9. You log in to facebook to check your mail and wake up after 2 hours with no idea what did you do all that time
10. You’re smiling while reading this and know that you’ll send it to your friends.

Mark Zuckerberg: “Facebook has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all Madness

Mark Zuckerberg said in press conference: “Facebook has gotten out of control and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness. Starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.”
Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.
In a private phone interview, Zuckerberg said: “I personally don’t think it’s a big deal. And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”
Parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
Jon Gutaari, A single parent from Detroit said: “I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over. Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”
Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.
But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe. “I don’t care about the money. I just want my old life back.
The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.
Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook, Avrat Humarthi said: “After March 15th the whole website shuts down. So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business”.
UPDATE: After Facebook shutting down rumor spread like a fire on all over the internet. Mark Zukerberg and Facebook Officials denied by saying that there isn’t any truth in Rumor. So its been official now Facebook is not shutting down on March 15th. I am sorry guys we need to wait more for the big day

Shayari

Tumhaare intezaar mein
 neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
 time out ho gaya.

If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll

leave,i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But,

if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world

peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u

brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

 

Gajal

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पानी ओत्ने छानो छैन पोत्ने चूनको कुरा गर्छौ।

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छोडी जाने निष्ठुरीलाई सधै उनको कुरा गर्छौ।

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तिमी सधै उही पुरानो मात्र खुनको कुरा गर्छौ।

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